Driving safe in the rain - This may save your life! GOOD VISION IN A DOWNPOUR How to achieve good vision while driving safe during a heavy downpour. We are not sure why it is so effective; just try this method when it rains heavily.  This method was told by a Police friend who had experienced and confirmed it.  It is useful . . . even driving at night. Most of the motorists would turn on HIGH or FASTEST SPEED of the wipers during heavy downpour, yet the visibility in front of the windshield Read more [...]

Bad Day 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.  A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale. 2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions.  After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat Read more [...]

Puns for Educated Minds 1.　The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.　I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.  It turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3.　She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4.　A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5.　No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6.　A dog gave birth Read more [...]

Puns for Educated Minds 1.　The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.　I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.  It turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3.　She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4.　A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5.　No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6.　A dog gave birth Read more [...]

“All the Equipment” A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn.  The wife liked to read.  One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.  Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.  Along came the sheriff in his boat.  He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Read more [...]

“All the Equipment” A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn.  The wife liked to read.  One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.  Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.  Along came the sheriff in his boat.  He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Read more [...]

Compared with Gasoline in perspective Diet Snapple 16 oz @ $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz @ $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz @ $1.59 = $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz @ $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz @ $3.15 = $33.60 per gallon Vicks Nyquill 6 oz @ $8.35 = $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz @ $3.85 = $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz @ $1.39 = $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz @ $0.99 = $84.48 per gallon Evian water 9 oz @ $1.49 = @21.19 per gallon Evian spelled Read more [...]