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When are we going to wake up?

On the news today was a story of how dogs have been getting sick “mysteriously.” They finally traced the problem to certain dog treats, made in guess where – China. When are we going to realize that the Chinese don’t give a da… about us. They unload all types of poor quality and unhealthy goods on us and we’re dumb enough to keep buying from them.

Sure it’s cheaper in purchase price, but what’s the ultimate cost? Join me in boycotting Chinese goods. Tell your local merchants that you are not buying anything made in China. I know it’s hard to find stuff not made in China, but if we don’t stop the importing of dangerous, unhealthy, poor quality goods who will?

Want more jobs in the U.S.A. – stop buying Chinese!

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E-Mail Tracker Programs, Telemarketers and Junk Mail – a must read!

Any time you see an email that says “forward this on to ’10′ (or however many) of your friends”, “sign this petition”, or “you’ll get bad luck” or “you’ll get good luck” or “you’ll see something funny on your screen after you send it” or whatever — it almost always has an email tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and emails of those folks you forward to.

The host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to get lists of ‘active’ email addresses to use in SPAM emails or sell to other Spammers.  Even when you get emails that demand you send the email on if you’re not ashamed of God/Jesus — that is email tracking, and they are playing on our conscience.  These people don’t care how they get your email addresses – just as long as they get them.  Also, emails that talk about a missing child or a child with an incurable disease “how would you feel if that was your child” — email tracking.  Ignore them and don’t participate!

Almost all emails that ask you to add your name and forward on to others are similar to that mass letter years ago that asked people to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the Guinness Book of Records for the most cards.  All it was, and all any of this type of email is, is a way to get names and ‘cookie’ tracking information for telemarketers and Spammers — to validate active email accounts for their own profitable purposes. 

You can do your Friends and Family members a GREAT favor by sending this information to them.  You will be providing a service to your friends.  And you will be rewarded by not getting thousands of spam emails in the future!

Do yourself a favor and STOP adding your name to those types of listing regardless how inviting they might sound!  Or make you feel guilty if you don’t!  It’s all about getting email addresses and nothing more.

You may think you are supporting a GREAT cause, but you are NOT!  Instead, you will be getting tons of junk mail later and very possibly a virus attached!  Plus, we are helping the Spammers get rich!  Let’s not make it easy for them!  ALSO:  Email petitions are NOT acceptable to Congress of any other organization – I.e. Social security, etc.  To be acceptable, petitions must have a “signed signature”and full address of the person signing the petition, so this is a waste of time and you are just helping the email trackers. 

Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work!!   The three little words are: ‘Hold On, Please…’

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s ‘beep-beep-beep’ tone, you know it’s time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting..

Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a ‘real’ sales person to call back and get someone at home.

 What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call, and it kicks your number out of their system.. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!

Junk Mail Help:

When you get ‘ads’ enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these ‘ads’ with your payment.  Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away!

When you get those ‘pre-approved’ letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?  It costs them more than the regular 44 cents postage, ‘IF’ and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away!  The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight.  In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney ‘s (60 minutes) ideas.  Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express.  Send a pizza coupon to Citibank.  If you didn’t get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn’t on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!  It still costs them more than 44 cents.  The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them.  Let’s let them know what it’s like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they’re paying for it…Twice!

Let’s help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that’s why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS

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Driving safe in the rain – This may save your life!

GOOD VISION IN A DOWNPOUR

How to achieve good vision while driving safe during a heavy downpour.

We are not sure why it is so effective; just try this method when it rains heavily.  This method was told by a Police friend who had experienced and confirmed it.  It is useful . . . even driving at night.

Most of the motorists would turn on HIGH or FASTEST SPEED of the wipers during heavy downpour, yet the visibility in front of the windshield is still bad.

In the event you face such a situation, just try your SUN GLASSES (any model will do), and miracle!  All of a sudden, your visibility in front of your windshield is perfectly clear, as if there is no rain.

Make sure you always have a pair of SUN GLASSES in your car, as you are not only helping yourself to drive safely with good vision, but also might save your friend’s life by giving him this idea.  Try it yourself and share it with your friends!  Amazing, you still see the drops on the windshield, but not the sheet of rain falling.

You can see where the rain bounces off the road. It works to eliminate the “blindness” from passing semi’s spraying you too.  Or the “kick up” if you are following a semi or car in the rain.  They ought to teach that little tip in drivers’ training.  It really does work to help you in driving safe!

This warning is a good one!  I wonder how many people know about this

A 36-year-old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car.  It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air.  She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence!

When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know – NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON.  She thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain.  But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on when your car begins to hydroplane and your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an airplane.  She told the patrolman that was exactly what had occurred.

The patrolman said this warning should be listed, on the driver’s seat sun-visor – NEVER USE THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN THE PAVEMENT IS WET OR ICY, along with the airbag warning.  We tell our teenagers to set the cruise control and drive a safe speed – but we don’t tell them to use the cruise control only when the pavement is dry.

The only person the accident victim found, who knew this (besides the patrolman), was a man who had a similar accident, totaled his car and sustained severe injuries.

NOTE: Some vehicles (like the Toyota Sienna Limited XLE) will not allow you to set the cruise control when the windshield wipers are on. If you send this to 15 people and only one of them doesn’t know about this, then it was all worth it.  You might have saved a life.

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Bad Day

Bad Day

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.  A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions.  After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.

3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.  Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn.  Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally…….

5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.  It came back with “return to sender” stamped on it.  Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Your day’s not so bad, is it?

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Puns for Educated Minds

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.  It turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road .. . . and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

8. Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts.  In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.  The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’  The other says ‘Are you sure?’  The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?  His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  No pun in ten did.

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Puns for Educated Minds

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.  It turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road .. . . and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

8. Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts.  In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.  The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’  The other says ‘Are you sure?’  The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?  His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  No pun in ten did.

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All the Equipment

“All the Equipment”

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn.  The wife liked to read.  One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.  Although she wasn’t familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat.

She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.  Along came the sheriff in his boat.  He pulled up alongside her and said, “Good morning, Ma’am.  What are you doing?”  “Reading my book,” she replied . . . as she thought to herself, “isn’t it obvious?”

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.  “But officer, I’m not fishing.  Can’t you see that?”  “Yes, but you have all the equipment.  I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with rape,” snapped the irate woman.  “But, I haven’t even touched you,” groused the sheriff.  “Yes, that’s true, she replied,”but you do have all the equipment.”

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“All the Equipment”

“All the Equipment”

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn.  The wife liked to read.  One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.  Although she wasn’t familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat.

She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.  Along came the sheriff in his boat.  He pulled up alongside her and said, “Good morning, Ma’am.  What are you doing?”  “Reading my book,” she replied . . . as she thought to herself, “isn’t it obvious?”

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.  “But officer, I’m not fishing.  Can’t you see that?”  “Yes, but you have all the equipment.  I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with rape,” snapped the irate woman.  “But, I haven’t even touched you,” groused the sheriff.  “Yes, that’s true, she replied,”but you do have all the equipment.”

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10 questions you should ask yourself

Be all you are able to be, but it is not always in the Army.  I typically see myself as somewhat contented with my life the way issues are, but naturally it is hard to think of anything else when there are genuine concerns to be discussed.

Still I aspire for something deeper and more meaningful.

So we’re all pelted with problems.  Honestly, it shouldn’t even bother or even hinder us to becoming all we ought to be.  Aspirations as youngsters must continue to live within us, although it would be short-lived or so long as we could hold on to the dream.  They say you cannot teach an old dog new tricks? Or can they?

What do I genuinely want?  The question of the ages.  So numerous issues you would like to do with your life and so little time to even go about during the day.   Uncover something that you simply are very good at can help understand that little step toward improvement.  Diligence could be the key to know that it truly is worth it.

Must I seriously change?  Today’s generation has taken a different level of redefining ‘self’, or at least that’s what the children are saying.  Having an army of teenage nieces and nephews has taught me that there are far worse things that they could have had than acne or maybe even promiscuity.  So how does that fit into your lifestyle?

If history has taught us one thing, it is the life that we have gone through.  Attempt to see if partying Seventies style wouldn’t appeal to the younger generation, but dancing is component of partying.  Watch them applaud after showing them the way to seriously dance rather than break their bones in break-dancing.

What’s the bright side in all of this?  With so much happening about us there appears to be no room for even considering the light at the end of the tunnel.  We can still see it as something positive without undergoing so much scrutiny.  And if it is a train in the end of the tunnel, take it for a ride and see what makes the world go round!

Am I comfortable with what I’m performing?  There’s generally the straightforward way to deciding what goes with which shoes, or purse, shirt and whatnot.  It doesn’t take a genius to see your self as somebody unique, or else we’ll all be equally exactly the same in everything we do.  Variety brings in pretty intriguing and exciting questions to be experimented.

Have I accomplished enough for myself?  Have you, or is there something a lot more you want to do?  Discontentment in each and every aspect may be hazardous in large doses, but in modest amounts you’ll be able to see and do stuff you could never ever envision performing.

Am I pleased at where I am currently?  It’s an unfair question so let it be an answer!  You adore being a fantastic and loving mom or dad to your youngsters, then take it up a notch!  Your kids will really like you forever.  The same goes with everyday life!

Am I appealing to the opposite sex?  So maybe I don’t have an answer to that, but that doesn’t mean I cannot try.  Whether or not you shape-up, change the way you wear your clothes or hair, or even your attitude toward folks, you need to constantly remember it is going to always be for your own benefit.

How much could I have?  I suppose in this case there are no such points on having issues an excessive amount of or too small, but it is a lot more on how badly you really need it.  I’d like to have plenty of money, no denying that, but the question is that how much are you willing to work for it?

What motivates me?  What motivates you?  It is an answer you need to find out for your self.  There are actually a lot of factors that could make everyone pleased, but to pick one might be the hardest part.  It’s not like you can’t have one serving of one’s preferred food in a buffet and that is it.  Just attempt it piece by piece.

What Seriously Makes You Tick?  So?  What really makes you tick?  You’ll be able to be just about anything you always wanted to be, but to understand that attaining something that may appear incredibly challenging is already giving up prior to you even starting out that journey.

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Compared with Gasoline in perspective


Diet Snapple 16 oz @ $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz @ $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz @ $1.59 = $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz @ $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz @ $3.15 = $33.60 per gallon
Vicks Nyquill 6 oz @ $8.35 = $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz @ $3.85 = $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz @ $1.39 = $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz @ $0.99 = $84.48 per gallon
Evian water 9 oz @ $1.49 = @21.19 per gallon
Evian spelled backwards is Naive!
Printer Ink = $5,200.00 per gallon

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